If it’s hot, it’s not a meteorite. It’s a meteorwrong.
If it’s got lots of holes in it, it’s not a meteorite. It’s a meteorwrong.
If it contains fossils, it’s not a meteorite. It’s a meteorwrong.
If there’s writing or pictures on it, it’s not a meteorite. It’s a meteorwrong.
If it changes shape, it’s not a meteorite. It’s a meteorwrong.
If it’s growing, it’s not a meteorite. It’s a meteorwrong.
If it’s glowing, it’s not a meteorite. It’s a meteorwrong.
If it’s a sphere, it’s not a meteorite. It’s a meteorwrong.
If it makes a sound, it’s not a meteorite. It’s a meteorwrong.
If it looks like a vegetable, it’s not a meteorite. It’s a meteorwrong.
If it has veins, it’s not a meteorite. It’s a meteorwrong.
If it’s been in your family for years, it’s not a meteorite. It’s a meteorwrong.
If you bought it on ebay for £10,000, it’s not a meteorite. It’s a meteorwrong.